You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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