So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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