does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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