is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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