hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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