yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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