she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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