She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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