i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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