This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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