We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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