kristin has been a bad kristin
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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