i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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