Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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