Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My vagina is officially offended.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
