If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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