i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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