so explain again why im purple
no
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She bit a glass in half.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
