similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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