.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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