They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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