I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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