Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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