My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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