And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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