Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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