white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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