your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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