she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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