My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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