One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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