your parents love me but you hate me
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
