Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
