R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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