You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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