Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My pussy is not your playground.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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