i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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