LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
