Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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