He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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