Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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