smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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