I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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