In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's official drugs can't kill me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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