I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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