Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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