its not stalking. its research.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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