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  Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today

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• (925): View more from California

  I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick

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