If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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