i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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