he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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