Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
