Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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