i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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