I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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